nail polish on fingernails: 2 days nail polish on toenails: 200 years. ur ghost will have glittery toes. ur descendants will come out of the womb w/ revlon 791 midnight affair perfectly applied. infinite
Regardless of the situation if I feel something is going arwy I am always the first to run.
The smell of rain? Run in the house
I hear the sound of a pop an it’s after or before July 4th run to the floor.
I’m in a building and I hear something hit the window ( even if it’s window washers). Oh it’s time for a bathroom break
”If black people can make jokes about white people putting raisins in tuna salad why can’t I say that all black people are fried chicken eating,gristle chewing,watermelon vacuuming,kool-aid slave brew drinking,cotton-picking lazy niggers”